I just want my chocolate ice-cream

u3m9 — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:54:12 +0000

I just keep annoying people whenever I mentioned about chocolate ice-cream.

‘Case Study 1′

At the supermarket…

I do not seem to convince my family I want to eat chocolate ice-cream?

‘Case Study 2′

At the cafe…

I always get the weird eye contact from the crew when I want to change the Vanilla ice-cream to Chocolate flavour in my Mocha drink.

In return, they got bitch by me… I’m a paying customer, why not? (Ha!)

Recent ‘case study’

Was out with a girlfriend, dinning at a Rouge (name of the cafe)…

this lady is so blur about what they are selling… she went back 3 three times to me over 1 SCOPE of CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.

Okie, my backside itchy, i wanted to change one of the flavour to chocolate instead.

So is that my problem? I just want my chocolate ice cream… it seems to be so difficult everytime! heehee

Well well… could it be just me? *wink*

To SMILE or TO FROWN

u3m9 — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 18:14:32 +0000

Not long ago, our Sillypore Garment had encouraged Sillyporeans to SMILE. So much so that, many of us are Smiling for Sillypore.

Having to have met someone on an occassion, I realised, we are frowning deep in our hearts.

1) Money spent to dig the road, make all the expressway look damn nice. (Out of the sudden, all the markings on the road are gone, we are lost about keeping in our lane.)

2) Refurnishing the buildings in Singapore! Cosmetic kinda touch up on these buildings. (Ridiculous… Eh, spend the money for new toilet bowl lah, outside so nice, inside make people puke.)

3) Sillyporeans who are SUPPOSED to smile are sent to take some courses to make them smile nicer. (A smile means a genuine smile, I do not think smiles can be categorise as ugly or nice… You tell me, how to smile nicely???)

4) Day by day as the event drew nearer… Managers of the Service Management, found themselves equipped with a new set of waiter or waitress uniform. (Not bad lar, think of it this way be a waiter or waitress drawing a good pay in Sept. BE POSITIVE.)

5) Everyone is on standby for the month of Sept to POP ALL OVER Sillypore just to SMILE at any or simply every corner. (I have this feeling that I’m ambushed…)

So much so… I need you people to tell me, to SMILE or to FROWN?

(Do u like my smiley frown???)

DISCLAIMER: This is an Independent yet Non-Offensive and Non-Political piece of work. Shall this piece of work fall into any 1 of the 3 mentioned…. Just frown. *SMILE*

Life of a Non-Native Smiler

I just want my chocolate ice-cream

To SMILE or TO FROWN